All 133 episodes, newest first. Every one of them delivered by two people who have done no research, with total confidence.
No. 133
The Encyclopedia Britannica Expertease
If it’s important enough to exist, it’s important enough to be alphabetized. Here’s our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.
No. 45
The Very Harry Houdini Expertease
Escape the chains of everyday drudgery and enjoy this examination into the life of the temp we hired to portray the Great Houdini.
No. 44
Mansplaining
Danno dansplains and Clare claresplains to help your pretty little head understand all about big, bad mansplaining.
No. 43
The Melon Baller Expertease
God’s own truth about the tool behind a thousand fruit salads, and whether or not you might face excommunication.
No. 41
The Robert’s Rules of Recording Bonus-sode
Viewer mail from our listeners.
No. 42
The Cryptozoology Expertease
Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn’t about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.
No. 40
The Sea Monkey Attack Expertease
Merry undersea jesters? Or terrifying occuping naval force?
No. 39
The Dainty Little Ballerina Expertease
Ballet: on pointe? Or just pointless?
No. 38
The Clare’s Dental Work Expertease
The podcast is low on money and looking for ways to cut corners. Servants? Dental work? What’s gotta go?
No. 37
The Age of Napoleon Expertease
War! Revolution! Exile! Josephine! — None of those things get mentioned.
No. 36
It’s Exper-Taco-Tease-Day!
Welcome to our menacing Ruttmannanian sound collage. Erm, that is, to our light-hearted comedy show.
No. 35
The Competitive Extreme Ironing Expertease
The only thing worse than Athlete’s Foot is Athlete’s Wrinkles.
No. 34
The Coco the Talking Gorilla Expertease
Where does an 800 pound gorilla talk? Any podcast it wants to. Heart-warming tales of a young girl gorilla coming of age in small town America.
No. 33
The Ghost Towns of the Old West Expertease
Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town.
No. 32
The Early Childhood Literacy Expertease
In which we cover the “three R’s,” rambling, rambling, and more rambling.
No. 31
The Shocking Tattoo Expertease
Your understanding of tattoos, much like your dermis layer, is about to be indelibly altered.
No. 30
The Leggo of My Kellogg Expertease
The ghostly origins of your favorite breakfast foods??? We invite you start your day with this well-balanced podcast.
No. 29
The Old Time Vaudeville Show Expertease
So much more than trained dogs and big-shoe comics. Well, not really.
No. 28
The Bankruptcy Bonus-sode
Facing insurmountable financial troubles, the ExperTeam come up with a plan so perfect, it couldn’t possibly work — or could it?
No. 27
The French Upholstery Expertease
Three chairs for upholstery! Share the thrill when expert Danno Sullivan mistakes a tack hammer for an attack hammer, while Clare Sera interrogates from a silk brocade chaise longue.
No. 26
The Danno’s Alien Abductions Expertease
UFO-ologist Danno Sullivan shares his outta-this-world expertise on ALIENS, while Clare Sera bleep-blorp.
No. 25
The Fun with Foil Expertease
Expert on all things flimsy and metallic, Danno Sullivan misprounces enough words to accidentally be partially correct. Host Clare Sera stays fresh with a tight seal to keep out odors.
No. 24
The Moby Dick Expertease
Clare Sera throws the questions like harpoons to dig 20,000 leagues into the expertise of arch Herman Mel-villian Danno Sullivan, a small white man who’s an expert on the Great White Whale.
No. 23
The True Crime Expertease
What really happened during those dark months of 2010, when one barbershop quartet singer after another mysteriously vanished without either a shave or a haircut? Truth-finding expert, Clare Sera, talcs up to dig deep and uncover the answers for host Danno Sullivan, sporting a fresh new boxcar quiff.