All 133 episodes, newest first. Every one of them delivered by two people who have done no research, with total confidence.
No. 133
The Encyclopedia Britannica Expertease
If it’s important enough to exist, it’s important enough to be alphabetized. Here’s our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.
No. 132
The Swiss Army Knife Expertease
Sweden’s most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife.
No. 131
The 1239 Mt. Vernon Club Expertease
FINALLY – a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.
No. 130
The Easy Recipes Expertease
Or, “How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta.”
No. 129
The Sore Feet Expertease
Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.
No. 128
The Liberty Bell Expertease
History! Ghosts! Fondue! — Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.
No. 127
The Struck by Lightning Expertease
Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.
No. 126
The Organized Crime Expertease
Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can’t reach the time clock.
No. 125
The How to Draw a Cute Dog Expertease
Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog — but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.
No. 124
The Exotic Ice-Wine Expertease
Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!
No. 123
The Lighthouse Expertease
A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.
No. 122
Expertease Experts on: Dolphin-n-Mime Adventure!
The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.
No. 121
Zeppelin! – Das Musical
The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.
No. 120
The Spooky Theremin Sound Effects Expertease
Sci-fi’s most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.
No. 119
The Croquet Is OK Expertease
Croquet is OK!
No. 118
The How to Have a Road Named After You Expertease
The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they’re both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.
No. 117
The Ice Cream Truck Races Expertease
What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?
No. 116
The Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine Expertease
We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don’t really.
No. 115
The Family Snapshots Expertease
In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.
No. 114
The Perfect Cup of Coffee Expertease
Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!
No. 113
The English as a Second Lranguge Expertease
The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.
No. 112
The Baby Elephant Expertease
Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.
No. 111
The Parade Day! Expertease
A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!
No. 110
The Getting Started with Woodworking Expertease
Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.