Since you are the acknowledged expert, I thought we could probe your area. Excuse me? Of expertise. You're listening to Expertise, spelled wrong. The podcast where the world's most expert experts discuss their areas of expertise expertly. Expert comedy writer Clare Sera and expert comedy writer Danno Sullivan bring their expertise to other unrelated expertises. Clare Sera is a ukulele hero. Danno, you are a world-renowned expert on beards. A Hollywood filmmaker. You are an expert in aspirin. Clare, our audience tonight is composed mostly of musical theater buffs.
When it comes to oddly specific expertises you probably never thought you needed to know more about, we're the experts. I had a vestigial twin. But at the time headaches were not understood. It was seen almost as a demon possession. So you are telling me that in your shop there are misogynists walking around with golden skulls. Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Kilkenny. I met Marie Osmond twice. I didn't realize that that was not a haircut, but that was acting. Oh, I wish. Oh, I wish. We're working on the clanking of the lips. I don't talk about it a lot. It's not out of shame.
It's out of a deep, painful embarrassment. This is something my wife worked on with me. She's a bearded woman, circus style. You mentioned that he worked for a Japanese outfit. A Japanese outfit. It's like a cowboy outfit, you know. The Expertise, spelled wrong, podcast is free. And like the Amish, all are welcome. Be sure to sign up for our email announcements at funnypodcast.com. And follow us in your favorite podcast app. Like the expert podcast listener we know you are. It's in the name of science. We can all name some things that Einstein did that wasn't pretty.
But look, now we have gravity.
